So it turns out that the folks over at Conservapedia don’t like atheists. They really don’t like atheists. They almost dislike atheists as much as they dislike the theory of relativity.
This gem of an article probably contains every fact (made up or otherwise) that you’ve ever wanted to know about atheists and atheism. For example, did you know that atheism leads to moral relativism, and therefore the conclusion that Hitler was right? I certainly didn’t. Thanks Conservapedia!
At least they’re self-aware enough to label this as satire.
Even Chuck Norris hates atheists!
I honestly can’t ridicule this article well enough to do it justice. You’re just going to have to go to Conservapedia and read it for yourself. I recommend starting with their list of Reasonable Explanations for Atheism.