When I stumbled across this article “Smells like Pope: His Holiness commissions custom-made perfume,” I thought it was a joke; however, it’s no joke, but think of the jokes that will spring up when people start talking.
Pope Benedict XVI has commissioned a signature scent just for him. His Holiness’ custom-made eau de cologne will convey his love to nature, peace and tranquillity.
Please watch this site for the announcement of the pope’s line of designer clothing. 
h/t: Anglican Samizdat