Heathen that I am, I forgot that today was a holiday, until someone at work reminded me and even after that, I couldn’t remember which holiday it was. In my defence, I have been flu-ridden for the last couple of weeks but I’m finally recovering. Although on the mend, I’m not capable of too many deep thoughts so the New-Age Bullshit Generator is absolutely perfect for me today! If you can’t actually think deeply, why not generate BS deep thoughts for the woo-inclined? Click the Reionize electrons button at the very top of the page for new BS! Enjoy, my fellow heathens!