You know, I always thought it was just a vast left-wing-media-conspiracy that strove to portray men as bumbling idiots. But, I takes my internets seriously, so I am forced to concede this one (damn those smug legbeards) we men are idiots. Because science. Full stop. Me culpa.
researchers in the United Kingdom used the Darwin Award database to examine an idea they call “male idiot theory,”
Of course being an idiot isn’t so bad, I guess. It sorta takes the pressure off to perform. Now I am free to wallow in my own stupidity. It’s genetic after all. Hmmmm. I think a weekend netflix Adam Sandler marathon is just what the PhD ordered. I need a drink.
**NOTE** for the humour-challenged: The preceding was a description of a Humorous Study, and Canadian Atheist does not endorse or approve of believing anything you read on or near the internet.