Beaverton’s Cheeky Satirical Story about Scientists and Jesus

If you’re unfamiliar with The Beaverton – it’s basically the Canadian Onion. It seems they are cheeky too with this funny story about scientists discovering that “Jesus is Lord”. I love this bit:

While the scientists were quick to remind members of the press that they were legally required to remind members of the press that University of the Lord was not a ‘University, per se,’ nor were they ‘Scientists in any meaningful definition of that term’, they nevertheless support their findings, on the grounds that ‘Nobody questions it when University of Toronto makes a discovery for Satan.’

Read the full article here: Scientists at University of the Lord discover that Jesus is Lord – The Beaverton – North America’s Trusted Source of News

One thought on “Beaverton’s Cheeky Satirical Story about Scientists and Jesus

  1. “We started from the premise that somebody had to be Lord,” said lead pastorologist Hal Holmes.

    Obviously a fraudulent article – it’s pastArologist.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Help

WordPress theme: Kippis 1.15