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Spying on Atheists for Xtians

This whole thing is far too funny not to share.

When I was doing the Canadian Atheist Bus Campaign with the Freethought Association of Canada I got a lot of death threats. People got my personal cell phone number and would call me at all hours of the day and night to scold me. I would get lectured, threatened and yelled at. But it has taken a rabid atheist or secular humanist to formulate his own personal vendetta against me… striking at my name at every chance possible.

In case you can’t read it:

“Katie Kish is a christian spy and saboteur. Check her profile. Everyone should join her group spying on atheists for xtians so we can see what she’s up to. She is President of the Freethought Association of Canada and was employed by CFI. This is too bizarre to make up.”

and

“Katie Kish is a christian spy and saboteur. Check her profile. Everyone should join her group spying on atheists for xtians so we can see what she and her friends are up to. She is President of the Freethought Association of Canada and was employed by CFI. She is a good spy.”

and

“Google spying on atheists for Xtians and you will see her picture. Maybe now she wants recognition for serving the Lord. Why not ask Katie why she said she was a Christian.”

What is depressing is that if you google it my picture doesn’t actually come up. The Facebook group that Facebook automatically made when I (jokingly) listed it as an interest comes up… and my picture is there.

This whole thing started when Rod and I were both on the board of the FAC. He wanted to send a copy of Victor Stenger’s “God: The Failed Hypothesis” to someone in government who was open about his Christianity (and I think a supporter of Creationism, which is why everyone was so pissed off). I basically told Rod that we shouldn’t send it. I said it would be offensive and a bad PR move on the FAC’s part. I think I also mentioned that it was sort of not on topic, and that we might consider sending science education books to multiple politicians, which would have a much better press headline.

Rod got pissed off and said I was censoring him while trying to protect someone’s faith. He continued to say that I had been in contact with a United Church Minister and was probably starting to get confused (or something) about faith. I feel like I should mentioned that I’ve been in contact with a United Church Minister every single day for the past 13 years of my life – as my step-dad is one. He started to say that I probably shouldn’t be employed by FAC because I wasn’t an atheist and was therefore not looking out for the best interest of the group.

The FAC board decided to have a meeting about it. At the meeting Rod further accused me of censoring him and being to kind to religion. At the time thought I was an atheist, and so said so (I’m obviously not anymore and am very open about it). The board also took an official vote on sending book. I abstained from the vote, so that Rod could no longer blame me for the book not being sent, 3 board members voted not to send the book and Rod voted to send it. Despite my attempt to stay out of it Rod still holds me entirely accountable for that book not being sent. (Yes, we’ve told him many times he can send it on his own, but apparently that’s not good enough).

Now I’ve pretty much tried to steer clear of this guy ever since all of that happened. But he continues to attack my name every chance possible. (And agnostics… saying they are intellectually dishonest and stupid. He said this at a Coping Without Religion meeting, even… a support group for people trying to leave religion… *anger anger anger*) If I comment on someone’s thing on Facebook he is right there to start attacking me. Apparently he googles me to see what I’m up to. He tried to start talking about me at a Living Without Religion group, but luckily people stopped him from further slandering my name.

Just a few nit-pics about this guy:

  1. I’ve never been employed by CFI. I have been employed by the FAC where one of my main responsibilities was to help CFI in event planning and taking care of the library. But ‘ve never been a CFI employee.
  2. Even though I am a Christian I don’t see why it matters that I’m involved with CFI and FAC as neither are specifically atheist groups. You can very easily be a liberal Christian who sees the problems with religion, with the issues that atheists face in society and the problems with religion interfering in the public sphere. CFI is becoming increasingly irritating when it comes to religion (ie: saying that religious spaces are not good for humanity!!) but you still don’t need to be an atheist to be involved with the majority of their campaigns.
  3. Myself and other CFI-Ontario/FAC/Toronto-atheists have amplified the joke that I’m a christian spy simply to make fun of Rod… but the interesting thing is that the more we amplify the joke the more convinced to becomes that I actually *am* a Christian spy.

Seriously. It’s not like this guy is getting on my nerves but it is starting to get a little bit ridiculous. How can he call me a saboteur when I have done far more for the secularist movement in Canada than he will ever do. Despite having to put up with atheists arguing with me about faith and telling me I’m stupid I stick around and continue to volunteer to support the freethought/secularist cause. It’s not like I’ve read a book, found amazing truth in it and now use it against everyone’s argument about everything without actually thinking if the book worthy of so much praise. I’m not referring to the bible here, I’m referring to his seriously weird obsession with Victor Stenger’s book… which has become his own personal bible making him just as closed minded at conservative/extreme Christians.

For Halloween everyone in Toronto should join me in making an army of Rod Tamneys. All that is needed is a silly looking fedor, a pompus looking suit, a copy of Stenger’s book and the following three lines memorized: “agnostics are stupid”, “katie is a christian spy” and “read chapter 2 of this book”.

So… Can I sue him for slander or something yet?

I’m not Catholic…

Nor do I come from a Catholic background, so my patience for the antics of the Holy See is fairly limited, but when I saw this article I was thinking ok.. this could be good.

The Vatican has said it could appeal diplomatically to Iran to spare the life of an Iranian woman sentenced to death by stoning for adultery.

So even with the whole adultery being sin thing, the big V is willing to take a stand against capital punishment. Looking good.

The statement followed a plea for help from the son of the woman, Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, in an interview with an Italian news agency.

Not exactly springing into action, but I’m willing to give credit where credit is due, helping the helpless puts into action a lot of christian rhetoric about charity and compassion.

The Vatican said it was “following this affair with attention and commitment,” spokesman Federico Lombardi said in a statement.
“The Church’s position against the death penalty is well known and stoning is a particularly brutal form of it,” he said.

Alright, Lombardi’s the man, celibate or not, looks like this guys got some balls. Gonna get it done.

Fr Lombardi said the Vatican could use diplomatic channels to try to save Ms Ashtiani, but he told Associated Press news agency that no formal request to intervene had been made.

What?
Formal what?
Like an engraved invitation?
OMFgawd.

Who exactly made the formal request that you intervene in preventing disease by opposing condoms? Because, I’d like to formally request that you STFU about that. And…

Dear mister pope,
I hereby formally request you get off your hypocritical ass, and to the very best of your ability, help this poor woman.

Sincerely, your pal,
Joe

PS I’m a vocal atheist, so listen damnit.

The Paradoxes of Atheism

Zeno was a philosopher in Ancient Greece, who was well known for proposing paradoxes. One involved shooting an arrow at a tree. Zeno observed that at any one moment in that arrows flight it has a certain position in space. Every succeeding moment can be thought of as a different position. This being the case, he reasoned that it made no sense to assign a speed to a moment, and if there is no speed in a moment, how does the arrow move? This may seem strange and irrelevant, but this particular paradox presented a serious problem for logic and physics.

The solution, is as marvelous as it is unsatisfying, at least to me. The solution is called Calculus. It doesn’t so much solve the logical conundrum as much as bypass it, to find useful solutions based on varying degrees of approximation. Good for physics, not so good for philosophy.

The crux of the paradox, as with other paradoxes lies in having two seemingly contradictory ideas about the same thing. In Zeno’s case it was about our conception of velocity vs position.

Another similar example is how we think of Time: does time actually flow, or is it just a series of consecutive moments? No answer so far.

Paradoxes exist because our minds can conceptualize the same thing, in different ways. This can lead to new discoveries, but it can also entail endless argument when one group decides one conceptualization is the correct one, and another group takes the opposite position.

When I have discussions with other atheists, quite often the latter becomes the case, in large part because atheism is such a thin commonality to base any kind of community on.

The communist vs objectivist aspect of the atheist community is a good example of this. The two sides simply value different things. So even when they appear to be talking about the same thing, they really aren’t. They are actually talking past each other, and therefore see each other as irrational.

I think this is also the case with the recent Islam discussions. Some take the view that freedom of religion equals freedom from religion, so its perfectly reasonable to defend the rights of Muslims. An opposing view, not the only one, is that any sort of faith-based decision-making is irrational, and therefore dangerous, and therefore should be opposed.

Both can be deduced logically, but they have distinct and opposing premises. Which is more important to you? Freedom or Reason?

As a relativist, my answer is, unsurprisingly, it depends. Others however, are more wedded to one or the other.

So if this sounds crazy to you, check your assumptions, I bet mine are different… either that, or it’s the other thing…. which reminds me…

Don’t Drink and Blog.

Atheist in a foxhole

When people used to say “there are no atheists in foxholes”, my response used to something like this: that’s because atheists aren’t dumb enough to get trapped in one.

The chaplain was struck both by RP2 Chute’s command of the Book of Revelation, and his refusal to take it seriously. “He’s familiar with the Christian doctrine, but he chooses not to believe it,” says the chaplain, a slender-faced, soft-spoken man with a fringe of gray in his black hair. “That’s what I find puzzling.”

But my experience in the secular movement has opened my eyes a bit to the actual numbers of men and women in uniform who are atheists and proud to serve there country. Took me a bit of time to wrap my head around the notion; ‘patriotism’ seems so irrational, so religious.

“He trusts God to keep him safe,” says RP2 Chute. “And I’m here just in case that doesn’t work out.”

The rational thing of course is to settle differences with compromises, not guns, but all too often the world we live in, plays a different game.

Let’s go to Ohio!

Okay, so Joe wasn’t wild about the counter-religious protest in a Toronto neighbourhood last week. Fair enough, Joe, you raise a number of valid points. However, I think we can all get behind this Ohio protest:

Several Ohio strippers are protesting outside a church whose members want to put their strip club out of business. The bikini-clad dancers are picketing a congregation that has photographed customers’ number plates and asked if their wives know where they are.

I’ve never been to a strip club. I find them more than a little disgusting and, quite frankly, disturbing. I’ve known a few women who worked as strippers, and none of them really liked their jobs much. Maybe in the super-classy places we see glamorized on TV there are women who enjoy taking their clothes off for leering, drunk boors – I’m skeptical. However, I’m not such a prude as to try and inflict my own discomfiture with the concept of stripping on an entire community.

The Fox Hole club’s owner has told the pastor he will call off his protest if the church ceases its demonstrations. But the pastor has refused, saying, “as a Christian community, we cannot share territory with the devil”.

Ah yes, the loving tolerance that is so prevalent in the Christian community rears its ugly head again. Apparently the territory that the church “shares” with the world extends in a radius at least 14.5 km around the church building.

The point to be made in all of this is that while you absolutely have a right to avoid strip clubs, it’s entirely possible to do so without going on a campaign of intimidation against them. You don’t want it in your community? Don’t go! Is your husband going? Well then the two of you need to have a chat, I suppose. Either that, or get over the fact that some people go to strip clubs (it’s much easier to do so when you realize that some of the strippers are in their 40s).