No, I’m not some hipster blogger whose going to complain about the hate email I get from crazy people. I actually got mail, in my mailbox. The real deal.
To be fair, it wasn’t addressed to me, directly, but I feel it was destined for me to read. Most of the time I just toss anything that isn’t a bill… but…
I did this course. I knew what to do.
Ground Zero
Volunteer Minister
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“IF ONE DOES NOT LIKE THE CRIME, CRUELTY, INJUSTICE AND VIOLENCE OF THIS SOCIETY, HE CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.”
L. RON HUBBARD
Religious influence in society
Role of the Volunteer Minister
Apparently Scientology has come to my neighborhood.
And if I want to be a volunteer minister, it will only cost me… C$250
And if I want the handbook, it will only cost me… C$159
And if I want to be a lifetime member C$127.20
Free delivery.
That last part was a nice touch, I thought.
I don’t know, if it was C$127.00, I might have gone for it. But that extra 20 cents, that just seems too much. When I volunteer at CFI I get free wifi.
Come on Scientology…where is my wifi?