Now cracks a noble heart…

Good night sweet prince.

And, thank you, Mr. Hitchens.

God Loves Canada

In an article about Canadian politics, Richard Gwyn says

But governing Canada, in the sense of steering it past reefs, is a snap. With oceans on three sides and the U.S. on the other, the country couldn’t be more secure. Affluence comes as easily to us, thanks to nature or God.

While “thanks to nature or God” may be a throw-away comment, it is symptomatic of the arrogance of winners.  To say that Canada and Canadians are affluent relative to the rest of the world because God put the country and its people in one of most resource wealthy areas of the globe is arrogance.

Gwynn goes on to say,

As a last bit of luck, Scottish virtues — common sense, pragmatism, conservatism — entered early into our national DNA.

If Canadians have common sense, they know that Canada’s affluence comes from its geographical position on the map of the world, not from God.  I’m getting increasing frustrated by people who give credit to God for their own or their country’s success rather than to chance or hard work.

God and football

James Christie writes:

Denver Bronco linebacker Wesley Woodyard said it best: “For all you Tim Tebow haters: you’d better start believing.”

You can’t argue with the 24-year-old Tebow’s success – a factor which could take the devout quarterback and the Broncos all the way to the Super Bowl. He seems too righteous for the tough-guy’s game of American football, with scriptural passages on his personal website, trips in high school to work at his father’s orphanage in the Philippines and professed pride in being a virgin until he marries. In 2009, Tebow appeared in an ad funded by the socially conservative organization Focus on the Family, putting him under fire from the pro-choice set.

Dan Gardner summarizes.

Today, 2,139 people were killed by malaria because God was too busy helping Tim Tebow win another fucking football game.

Face coverings outlawed during citizenship oaths

“The oath of citizenship is basically a public gesture. It is a public declaration which shows that you are joining the Canadian family and this has to be done freely and openly, not secretly,” Kenney said.

“Separating a group of Canadians or allowing that group to hide their faces while they are becoming members of our community is completely counter to Canada’s commitment to openness and social cohesion.”

The new rules will require women wishing to become Canadian citizens to show their faces at public ceremonies as they swear the oath of citizenship or remain permanent residents.

It seems cruel to welcome immigrants but then ask them to strip before a judge, especially since these public ceremonies are useless. Oaths, if necessary, should be able to be done online, by telephone, or in private.

And if showing your face at a citizenship ceremony is mandatory, what reasons are there not to expand it to everywhere else? Reasonable accommodation is a reoccuring debate within atheist circles but as someone who doesn’t see any need to ban the burqa from our streets, I can’t see why the government can outlaw them during a public ceremony. The new rules aren’t consistent. If banning the burqa is necessary for citizenship oaths, it should be banned everywhere else too.

via Toronto Star

50 Top Atheists in the World Today

The website, The Best Schools, has published a list of the top 50 atheists in the world today.

Larry Moran who brought the list to my attention says, “I’m not a very good atheist ’cause I’ve never heard of most of the top 50 atheists.”  I recognize 44% of the names on the list.  Does this make me “a very good atheist”?

Check out the list, see how many names you recognize and be prepared to be surprised, perplexed and amazed.

Three jeers for Christian charity!

In response to the American Atheists “What myths do you see?” billboards, the Catholic League just launched a new holiday campaign of their own — Adopt an Atheist:

Today we are launching our “Adopt An Atheist” campaign, the predicate of which is, “We want atheists to realize that there may be Christians in their community, even if those Christians don’t even know they are Christian.”

Here’s what our campaign entails. We are asking everyone to contact the American Atheist affiliate in his area [click here], letting them know of your interest in “adopting” one of them. All it takes is an e-mail. Let them know of your sincere interest in working with them to uncover their inner self. They may be resistant at first, but eventually they may come to understand that they were Christian all along.

If we hurry, these closeted Christians can celebrate Christmas like the rest of us. As an added bonus, they will no longer be looked upon as people who “believe in nothing, stand for nothing and are good for nothing.”

Where to begin?  JT does a good job untangling most of the dreck above, but the last lines of the campaign’s page are what get to me the most.

First of all, “closeted Christians?”  Um, no.  I’m not sure how much clearer I can be when it comes to Christianity — I didn’t “lose” my faith, I rejected it.  Plus I resent the implication in those last lines that as a non-believer, I’m somehow not able to celebrate Christmas like “the rest of us”.

But the most revealing part of the campaign is the last few words of the release — atheists are people who “believe in nothing, stand for nothing and are good for nothing.”  Wow.

I suppose I should expect no less from the likes of Bill Donohue, the same man who said that atheists should apologize for the “anti-religious” impulse that motivated Stalin, Mao and Hitler’s actions.

That said, if there’s a multimillionaire Christian out there who’s willing to take me on as his or her pet project, do feel free to contact me. Fair warning: I’ve been told I’m a bit of a problem child.

Why Atheists Are Angry

The video of Greta Christina’s presentation at Skepticon IV was posted by tildeb on his blog, Questionable MotivesEvery second of the video merits close attention, but here are some highlights:

I’m angry that people are dying of AIDS in Africa and South America because the Catholic Church convinced them that using condoms makes Baby Jesus cry. (8:40)

I’m angry about the girl in the Muslim family who was told . . . by her teacher . . . that the red stripes on Christmas candy cane represented Christ’s blood, that she had to believe and be saved by Jesus Christ or she’d be condemned to hell, and if she did not convert, there would be no place for her in his classroom. (12:02)

For the purposes of her talk, she defines religion as a

belief in supernatural entities or forces that have an effect on the natural world, the belief in entities or forces that are invisible, inaudible, intangible or otherwise undetectable by any natural means (26:32)